Friday, June 4, 2010

Charon Station

All of it seemed like a blur. He reached in his pocket for the fare. There was nothing there. Strange. He reached into the soft lining of his suit and found an envelope. He opened the envelope and put the gold coin in the silver coin slot. A ticket to ride dropped into the glass-covered slit below.

Behind the dark-tempered glass, the attendant sat. He could feel the eyes of the station attendant on him and could sense a toothy, white grin from behind the tempered pane. He put his ticket through the collect, the black gates opened and he descended further down the long grey escalator to the train.

There was no one else on the platform below. He sat alone on the empty faux-marble bench in silence until the train came peering down the dark tunnel like a pair of eyes on a tired traveler. The train pulled up slowly and the doors opened.

He took his seat on the faux-leather bench, making sure he was facing forward. He disliked sitting backwards even if only for short trips. He always enjoyed the silence of the metro; that uncanny silence of a group strangers sitting together in a total absence of noise, save the hum of the train.

A homeless man and his ragged stuff was sitting in the special section reserved for the elderly and pregnant- his sleeping gait lumbering with the subtle train bumps. Lights sped by in the dark tunnel in a uniform whiteness.

He peered over at the sleeping homeless man. He was drooling absently. Wait, was that blood?

Come to think of it, he said to himself as he scanned the rest of the train, no one on this train looks very good. The guy in the seat across from me has a massive head wound. It looks like someone to a cheese grater to his cabeza. Probably wasn't wearing a helmet on his moto. Jeez, that old lady in the seat in front looks to be 120 years old.

His eyes widened as he scanned the rest of the train and tried to remember where exactly he was going.

Good, we are pulling into a stop. Maybe this will help me get my bearings. Charon Station? Where am I?

Just then an ominous voice chimed in on the intercom. This is the end of the line, this train will be going out of service.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Don Quijote de Los Angeles

//Attention cars in the area, we've got a call regarding a fellow on 5th street downtown in what appears to be metal armor, carrying a long metal stick, can someone check on it?//
-Yeah, this is Car 1492, I'm nearby. I'll go check on it.


-Excuse me sir, what exactly are you doing?

Oh good day to you fine lad, I'm on a quest to bring honor and glory to the resplendent Dulcinea.

-And why are you wearing a trashcan?

There is no trash around me? Are you referring to my armor, dear boy? This is the finest armor in all the land, cast in the very embers of the fiery forges of Toledo. This suit is practically impenetrable; never in the history of knight errantry has such any knight doffed such a fine exoskeleton.

-Armor, right. And I assume that is a lance?

Sharp as a razor's point, sturdier and more true than even the lance of Amadis of Gaul.

-I'm not sure that a lance is covered in your second amendment rights.

What are you saying, my dear lad? A knight nothings of rights or amendments to carry a lance, only his noble right to battle the forces of darkness. And what is this "second business" you speak of? I'm sure you must know that I am a Knight of the First Order of the Sad Face. What is it that they teach you in La Manchan schools these days?

//All units, we have a situation downtown, I need all cars in the area to respond//

-Ok, Sir Knight of the Sad Face, duty calls me off to face my own windmill. I'm going to let you hold onto your weapon and let you continue your adventure. Just promise me you won't run down any shopping carts with your lance.

Are you a knight, my dear boy? If so, you sure are a funny looking knight dressed all in blue. And what kind of steed that you came here on? No match, I'm sure, for fleet-footed Rocinante, who is ever Apollo's favorite.

-Ha, yeah I'm Officer Sanchez of the Knights in Blue.

Sanchez? In La Mancha, names offer branches to the trees of progeny's lineage. Sanchez would mean "Son of Sancho," is it so?

-At your service, my liege, but I must be off to battle my own windmill.

You sure you don't want stay and be my squire?

-Not this time, my lord, but ever at your service.